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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar.  she orders one drink

oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person.  she has multiple relationships to members of her family.  thanks for this great post officialunitedstates

no problem I’m glad you liked it

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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via pizza)

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano, via flockingpenguins)

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

(via pizza)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie, via pizza)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via pizza)

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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