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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(via probably-not-a-vegan)

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via amkoc)

getoffmybloghoe:

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(via judgemeonlyifyoureperfect)